♡WEEKLY PASTRY POST♡

Here's my weekly pastry post. 

 I'm leaving the day after tomorrow, and my famiry is coming over tomorrow, SO I figured I should make some "homemade" brownies~

 Added fruits and whipped cream for awesomeness ~ouo~

The brownie is going to kill you.

            "I'm gonna rape yo' ass." said Mr.Brownie.
Ok..... that's about it.
BAI~
Prepare your anus.
-Maria

Well.... I'm officially a freshman~
HELL YEAH. 
Anyway, I have to go to the mall every fucking day until Saturday. It's not fun.
BUT I GOT HELLO KITTY EARPLUGS ~ouo~

 Don't judge me. XD

 I'm a sucker for cute things >.>;;

SO INEXPENSIVE TOO~ (well they were 4 dollars at Ross)..

I also got my very first Harajuku Lovers fragrance from Marshalls. I'm in love with these two stores now.
My mom came home and was like "HEY MARIA I GOT YOU SOMETHING I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT~" I almost died when I saw it c:

SO YEAH.
I'm currently enjoying my summer vacation by watching Food Network and updating my blogs. This is pretty much all I'll do this summer :P
Ok I'm gonna go now! I might start vlogging after I come back from Israel c:

Ciao~
-Maria

Hello people.
Israel countdown: 5 days WOOOO~
anyway
I guess this whole VA drama is over (thank God). But Margie is still being a female dog. I think it's best we just ignore the Palermo crazies for a while.
ONE MORE DAY OF SCHOOL LEFT. Meaning I will relax. Finally. I deserve this after all the bull my teachers put me through, ESPECIALLY YOU TED (math teacher >.>;;)
So yeah.


I LIKE TO HERRRRRP THE DERRRRRP.
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I don't have much to say really OTL.
My camera has been derping all of a sudden. This douchebag camera took the worst time to be derping, IT BETTER BEHAVE IN ISRAEL. OR THERE'LL BE SOME WHOOPIN'. //shot

Ok well, gonna go..
BTW, I saw a headband at Claire's for 5 bucks, and saw the same exact one a week earlier on this expensive lolita shop for 30 bucks... SO HELL YEAH I BE SAVIN' 25 DOLLARS. Well with the tax combined it would be like 23 dollars. BUT WHATEVER.
Ok cya~
I'm ending the update with a picture I took about a month ago. (I used Sharpie for the dango-like eyes lmao)

-Maria

IT'S FRIDAY.
Well, technically.
I've been pretty busy this week, finals 'n crap. and my teacher just decides to be a bitch and assign us a 300 question- packet and expects it to be done the next day. So I'm currently working my ass off to finish this monstrosity. I'm on question... 232, I GOT THIS.
..
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I'm screwed.
AT LEAST IT IS FRIDAY ~~~
Anyway. My teacher shared some horrifying news yesterday. We took a final exam in April called the CRCT, and had to pass both Math and Language Arts. Guess how many 8th graders didn't pass math?
66.
Guess how many people failed both?
100.
There are approximately.... 150 8th graders in my school? So 85% didn't pass and will most likely be sent to summer school or just be retained. I know I passed LA, but Math..... not so sure. My Math teacher has been an idiot the whole school year. The guy just cannot teach. And I don't want to give his name out to the internet, but I feel sorry for the people that have him next year in 8th grade, because he literally just talks with the popular bitches all day. This is probably why I have like a low B in Math -_-..

ENOUGH ABOUT SCHOOL. NO ONE LIKES IT ANYWAY.

Last day of school= Wednesday

Can't wait to go to high school ~

Ending the update with this hell-of-a picture. It's staring into your soul. Are you creeped out?
Good.
-Maria

I'M HYPED.
Sorry, just really exited! Going to Israel in a week :)
And because of the fact that there is less than a week of school left >_<!

Penis (VA) Shit Update:
Something horrible happened. An anonymous (most likely Margaret or Penis) has hacked Yukapon's Youtube account. I never really was a fan of Yukapon, but after watching an awesome video by her last week and hearing the news this morning, I'm pretty pissed. More information here:
http://xiaorishu.blogspot.com/


All I know is that both Yukopon and VA did a collab.... that's probably why Yukapon was the victim :/

Look at this poster I made of Marg. WARNING: YOU MIGHT THROW UP OR HAVE A VIOLENT STOMACH ACHE AFTER SEEING THIS PICTURE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Enough of that *pushes to side*
I'm trying to get this blog somewhere, because right now I have like, 13 views XD;;

So yeah :T

I'm gonna go sleep on the floor -_-;;

Cya~!
-Maria

♡WEEKLY PASTRY POST♡
I'll be doing a weekly post/update/entry whatever you'd like to call it on pastries that I either bought or made.


As we all know, yesterday was Mother's Day, so I decided to make a chocolate/vanilla cake and also use stencils to awesomefy my cake. This recipe is an old family recipe, meaning I didn't use the usual Betty Crocker crap I usually do. Anyway, I had a hell-of-an- awesome time making this cake, and let me know what you think about the idea!~

The cake was starting to fall apart. >_<

 Cut out the heart piece <3~

AND THEN I ATE IT.
You had a food-gasm didn't you. DIDN'T YOU?
Don't lie, liar.
Jk <3
liar.
-Maria

Hello my itsy bitsy cute marshmallow rainbow rice cakes!
Sorry, that was my attempt at being VenusAngelic, a Youtuber that I will be talking about very breifly in a lot of my blog updates.
As you can see, this is the beginning of my blogging career. I have no prior knowledge of blogging, since I haven't really done this kind of thing before. So just sit back, gather around, and read these time-consuming and meaningless blogs! (Don't forget to bring a snack~)
I'll try to update anytime I can. This week is final exam week at my school, so I guess I won't blog until... Friday? Whatever.

Ok. About VenusAngelic. If you don't know her yet, take a peek at these links I've furnished to you all:
http://xiaorishu.blogspot.com/ <----- an innocent Youtuber that has been attacked by VA and, surprisingly, VA's mother as well.
http://venusangelic.tumblr.com/ VA's blog which basically consists of crappy pictures and brainwashed fans of hers telling her they love her.
http://www.theanimereality.com/2011/10/30/venusangelic-everything-terrible-rolled-together/ a long article, but don't worry, it's worth the read. (at one point VA's mom comments, starting a commotion like no other).

VA is known for her "popular" Youtube videos, which are mostly about makeup tutorials. She tries terribly hard to be Asian or "kawaii-desu!", but she can't. She also is known for cyber bullying people side by side with her mother. She thinks people "copy her original ideas". Pff, original my ass. Like mother like daughter, right?
 Her mom also has a fan page of her own in which she posts sick and unattractive pictures of herself as well as seductive-like videos which most likely consists of her in bikinis shaking her ass in front of a camera in her bathroom.. O.o The mother also desperatly wants to be "kawaii~~" but can't because she is like, 210943754902343790 years old.


BUT ANYWAY
A little bit more about myself: I am an anime freak, as well as music freak, tennis freak, and so on. Read my profile for more information xD.
Lately I've been attached to this fashion called "Lolita". It's basically a Japanese street style that was inspired by the Victorian/ Rococo time periods. I look at online stores to try to buy some lolita clothing because sadly, the only popular lolita brand store is all the way in California .n. Plus this fashion is majorly expensive. Like, 300 dollors for a dress. ((WTF)).
So I try to be smart with my money by looking on Ebay //shot.
So yeah. There's a local Atlanta Lolita Convention on the 10th of June, so I'll probably derp my way there.
Well this blog is big. I will post random pictures at the end of all my blogs. (The pictures are all taken by me XP).

Hehe. Welllllp, I'm out~.
-Maria